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Fat F*cking Elf On The Shelf Husband Greeting card

Bravo & Blaze

Regular price $5.00

"The only reason you're f*cking with Angie Harrington is because you think her fat f*cking Elf on the Shelf husband is going to feed you and put you on a f*cking yacht, B*TCH! Well guess what? You're a cheap mother f*cking date." - Jen Shah, RHOSLC Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 3 during Heather Gay's choir auditions.  

'Tis the season!

Expressing your sentiments or planning an event can be hard. Take some of the weight off of your shoulders by getting yourself an authentic greeting card!

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!